Hallo! Herzlich Willkommen! Ich bin Miguel, 23, Student. (◡‿◡✿).

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via god-thats-good)

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http://unsuccessfulmetalbenders.tumblr.com/post/82841174980/certifiably-better-than-you →

certifiably-better-than-you:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i cant stop laughing at that the fault in our stars clip like hes buying cigarettes and never smoking them as a metaphor??? bitch if you gonna be pretentious find a way to do it for free dont make yourself broke

IF YOU HAD READ…

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Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID READ THE BOOK ASSHOLE. HE CLEARLY STATES THAT ONE PACKET OF CIGARETTES LASTED HIM 3 YEARS DICKWAD, DONT JUDGE A CHARACTER THAT IS MEANTTT TO BE PRETENTIOUS ON A TINY SNIPPET OF A MOVIE YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT


Answer:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

why would i want to read a john green book i love myself

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towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

(via wishidid)

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3 hours ago

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via zachcpatton)

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4 hours ago

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via jesuschristvevo)

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